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    Trash Wars

    This story is written by DarknightA long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . a war was waged over the right to collect and process garbage!

    A bizarre parody of George Lucas' accidental masterpiece wherein everything revolves around trash, drugs and sex.

    Read the story on FanFiction.net

    Read the story with sound and easy-to-read footnotes!

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