Peter is the nominal leader of Darknight's muses, simply because High King outranks (at least on paper) anything else the others can muster. Concerned with basically three things – girls, violence and drink – Peter likes nothing more than to go to the local Hooters with his pals Obi-Wan Kenobi and Boromir and start a ruck.

Described (accurately) by Peter as a “pagan tart”, Luthien has diligently attempted to cast off her prim and proper Elven princess image as swiftly as she has done her clothes. Formerly a lover of Obi-Wan Kenobi (and famed for the infamous statement, “Believe, me girls – there's nothing light about his saber!”) she is now currently “between men” (sometimes literally) after the appearance of Merit Solo (one of Lady Deb's OCs) on the scene.

Perhaps the most sensible and level-headed of Darknight's muses (bear in mind, the competition is hardly stellar and she does raid tombs wearing nothing more than a swimsuit and daisy dukes), Dr Croft is always eager to explore strange new tombs and shoot innocent men in suits. She has a huge crush on Daniel Jackson and is eager to show him her meso-American pottery.

Although it has never been confirmed where Xena was born, current evidence is leaning towards the island of Lesbos. Hired because, originally, she said that she knew a lot about the “Saphic arts” and Darknight was working on poetry at the time, it seems as if something was lost in translation – although never quite enough. Xena's reputation as a kick-ass warrior-maiden has obscured the simple truth of the matter – she's basically a ditzy sorority girl with a magical chakram and a penchant for ticking off gods. Not a good combination.

Mace Windu is substantially more kick-ass than you are. It is, in fact, theorized that Mace Windu is made entirely of kick-ass. Devoted to peace, civilization and kicking your ass Master Windu is an expert in the ways of the Force and provides significant inspiration for scenes which involve ass-kicking.

Poor Admiral Ackbar has been assigned to muse duty entirely by accident it seems - all the dear fishman wants to do is relax, write his memoirs, and go fishing. Or whatever fish do - perhaps it's "go humaning". In any case, the good Admiral appears to be suffering from some sort of post-traumatic stress disorder. He maintains, however, that he is not. He maintains that "It's a trap!"

Hired because of her experience with action / adventure stories with a strong philosophical bent, and also because she is super-hot, Trinity is a formidable and expert muse. She has forged an excellent working-relationship with Mace Windu and has inspired Harry to helpless lust. She spends most of her wages on talcum powder and baby-oil; something which does nothing to take the edge of Harry's desire.

Arwen is a late addition to Darknight's stable of muses, and was originally hired simply on a temporary basis to help with The Lay of Arwen Undomiel. However, she has proven to be a thoroughly conscientious, professional and intelligent muse, advising on a number of different projects with her customary aplomb. Luthien appears to hate her with a passion, calling her a "Third Age wannabe" and "cheap knock-off". Arwen is flawlessly polite in return, but such cutting courtesy can sometimes be little less than a slap in the face. Perhaps owing to her facial similarity to Betsy Ross, the girlfriend of his bodyguard's fellow Avenger Bruce Banner, Tony Stark and Arwen have become firm friends.

Red, as she likes to be called, ain't so little any more. She's all grown up - "In all the right places," as Peter Pevensie says. Having been left a large inheritance by her Grandmother (who, it seems, survived being cut out of the Big Bad Wolf's stomach only to tragically die while choking on a cookie) she lives in a 10,000 sq ft gingerbread mansion in the middle of the forest. She spends her nights as a vigilante, working out her childhood traumas by hunting wolves so that no other little girls will ever be afraid to walk to their grandmothers' houses. She's been seen talking with Carl about developing some "wonderful toys" for her - she appears to be paying in baked-goods and favors that only a friar (not a monk) can accept. Periodically, she turns up at Darknight's house, bearing goodies and distracting the other muses.

Hired as a result of the other guys in Darknight's stable of muses wanting "another dude around here - one with some cash who won't keep us on a small allowance like Lara". Having said all that, the girls didn't voice too many objections. Tony, as he prefers to be called, spends his time advising on technical details, scientific accuracy and financial matters. Periodically, he disappears for long stretches of time which just happen to coincide with the appearance of his bodyguard Ironman.

Although not the first AI with wheels to be assigned to muse duty, KITT is certainly one of the more intelligent and thoughtful muses. Possessed of a dry wit, an encyclopedic knowledge of many different subjects and a incredible zero-to-sixty time, KITT is a vital addition to the Gwethil's muses - not merely because it means that people who can't drive can get where they are going without too much difficulty.

Hired in the wake of a massive Netflix-marathon of watching the whole of season 6 of NCIS, Officer David brings her own particular blend of enthusiasm, beauty, brains and brawn to the group. Not to mention bagels and lox. It's a bit like krav maga, only with more cream-cheese and capers, and less abject violence. Ziva has proven to be a highly-competent muse, advising on international politics, intelligence services and combat. She has been seen (and heard) sparing with Hauptmann Wardenclyffe - it is unclear how much of this has a theological cause and how much is geo-political. He generally takes a while to recognize her.

Perhaps considered an inevitable addition to his stable of Muses, Persephone nevertheless took a while to be employed by Darknight. Beautiful, seductive, manipulative and deliciously bitter, Persephone's skill at engineering (and reverse-engineering) relationships, assignations and recriminations is second to none. Most of the time, she just watches with coffee-dark eyes and shivers as raw emotion slithers around her wounded heart and soothes it. Her and Trinity have a tolerable working relationship, although Persephone's constant demands for kisses are wearing to almost everyone. Persephone herself is happy with her role as Muse, advising on personal interaction and growing (in her own words) "fat and happy" as she gorges herself on the complex buffet of emotions the Gwethil, their muses and OCs create.