Captain Bendy is not a toy – he is an Action Figure. He spends most of his time avoiding jokes about what uses someone would put an eight-inch piece of plastic modeled after Sean Bean to. After complaints that he was surrounded by “you giant freaks” Lara Croft found a anatomically-correct doll . . . I mean, Action Figure of herself called Angelina Figurina. She and Captain Bendy have been filling the house with the stench of friction-heated latex.

Essentially Q with a tonsure, Carl is an incredibly skilled man, capable of creating a wide variety of lethal devices with a startlingly high technological level given what he is working with. No-one has so far dared give him a lightsaber to take apart. Very much aware of just how much of canon law actually applies to him, Carl enjoys taking things apart, putting them back together in different forms and liquids which aren't viscous.

Eomer is very much a guys' guy - tough, resourceful, handsome and possessed of his own stud farm (fnar-fnar) Eomer is not adverse to drinking, singing and kicking ass. Devoted to his somewhat snooty but incredibly hot (and, if the rumors are true, dynamite in bed) wife Lotheriel Eomer is usually reluctant to hit the local Hooters or Texas Roadhouse to chat up the chicks with Obi-Wan, Pevensie and the rest. Still, he can break a filly with the best of them.

Rosie Cotton-Gamgee was hired as a muse mainly because of her skill with cooking utensils – and not just hitting people with them like her erstwhile husband either, but actually cooking with the things. She does, however, bring a certain feminine quality to what is otherwise just a muscles and guns occupation, advising her Mistress on key elements of the plot which don't involve making things go splat.

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